Who am I?
I’m Samantha, professional witch, writer, and seer. An INFP Gemini born under the Tiger if you must know. I’m a 26 year old cis white demisexual woman located in an underground lair. Both a hermit and wanderer, I’m godbothered by Heimdallr but I keep my dealings with Him entirely separate from my witchcraft. I’m a hard polytheist, animist, secular hedge witch. I’m just a witch that frolics with spirits and demons muttering improbabilities and casting spells anywhere I damn well please.
About this blog
Originally and still is a personal blog. I just happen to live my witchcraft so it became a very witchy blog. It’s the only blog I run and I update just about every day (if I’m away for a while I’ll let you all know ahead of time). The queue updates six times a day. I’m part of the Cuntis Sabbati.
Topics range from witchcraft, spirits, hedge witchery, paganism, mythology, cultural appropriation, racism, entheogens and alcohol, archaeology, social issues, Doctor Who, Disc World, crowns, personal life, original writings. On occasion other fandoms will appear but it’s usually really rare.
I have the right to change, edit, alter, or delete my posts at any given time with no notice at all for no fucking reason. All reasonable requests for posts to be deleted will be considered. If I reblogged your art without a source then I am terribly, terribly sorry and will correct the source immediately. Or delete it upon your request.
Fair warning now: I will call you on your shit if someone hasn’t already. I even have special .gif for it. Seriously though, get your moral ethics out of my cauldron.
Where else can I find you?
Available 24/7 in most cases.
~ Submit to this blog - usually used for long asks but I take submissions as well.
~ Etsy shop - This Crooked Crown’s Witchery and Curiosities.
~ thiscrookedcrown@gmail.com (I can also be contacted through google chat and google+ with this email)
~ Amazon Wish Lists (separated for convenience): Bits of Random | Tarot | Books
~ facebook
~ Twitter
~ Skype username: thiscrookedcrown
~ Wordpress – blog back up
~ Youtube Channel
~ USTREAM
~ NaNoWriMo
~ Ravelry
~ Goodreads
~ I also will meet folks in person if you’re in the New England area. Or if I’m traveling in your area.
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The Warlord? The Necromancer? B.A.D? Guitar Man? The Redhead? Who are these people you keep talking about?
The Cast (and yes, these are real people):
- Ginandjack - A Dionysian and my best friend. When we get together, which is often, shenanigans are abound.
- Dancing-chemist - My other best friend. She has a tumblr but she’s not on it often. She’s a chemist that dances.
- The Necromancer - my younger but not youngest brother. He appears sometimes on the blog to answer questions. He’s a necromancer.
- Mum - my mother. She needs no title. She’s a medical professional and is practical. She doesn’t really believe in any woo~
- Guitar Man - my brother’s best friend and a housemate. He plays the guitar continuously and is occasionally a misogynistic asshole.
- Kiki - my seal-point Siamese cat. She’s not terribly bright but clever in her own way. She loves playing fetch, has a pink nose and bright blue eyes. She likes to steal the blankets and shove me off my bed.
- Noelle - my tortoiseshell cat. Technically owned by the Necromancer (as much as a cat can be owned). She’s a clown and adorable. She’s an escape artist who loves people and the camera.
- Pretty Girl - she’s a large gray monster of a cat. Believed to be a Norwegian Forest Cat mix, she’s huge, fat, fluffy, and angry. Rarely seen, she hides with Mum and when annoyed crawls under beds and imitates pig demons and demonic children from your worst nightmares.
- The Warlord - my father. He’s non-witchy but believes in woo~. If this were a fantasy novel, he’d be a warlord.
- B.A.D - my youngest brother. Technically my half brother. He’s just a little kid but sometimes comes up with the funniest shit. It should also be known that he was originally going to be named Crispin Thor until my step mum vetoed the name.
- Step Mom - She’s there. I talk about her sometimes. It’s not that we don’t get along. It’s that I’ve literally nothing to say about her. If this was a D&D alignment, it would be true neutral.
- The Redhead - my younger sister. Technically my step sister. Often spoken of alongside Spawn, her children. I don’t talk about her much. She’s disowned herself.
This is a safe blog? You don’t seem really safe….
I know I don’t come off that way sometimes but I actually am really open minded and understanding. So yes, this blog is safe.
Safe for trans*, queer, pansexuals, panromantics, aesexuals, therian and otherkin, UPG, pagan, witches, Wiccan, Asatru, Heathen, Lokean, necromancers, god-spouses, hedge-witchery, PoC, folks with disabilities…. You get the idea. It’s a safe blog. I can’t pretend I’ll know what you’re going through but I’m here if you need to rant or talk. I judge no one. Literally no one.
No, really, if you need to talk, drop me a line. Completely confidential. I’ve experienced a lot of shit over the years and even if I nothing of your experiences, I’ll still listen.
