environmint:

thiscrookedcrown:

homesteadilee:

This Crooked Crown: “It’s not a problem. It’s a solution to a problem. The real problem is…. we don’t get paid for our tumblr shenanigans….

environmint:

dawnscourt:

thekindthorn:

lindentea:

thiscrookedcrown:

homesteadilee:

asksecularwitch:

hellboundwitch:

thiscrookedcrown:

environmint:

ginandjack:

environmint:

So what you are saying is that we should open our own tumblr inspired restaurant/drag bar/witchcraft supply store and share the profits and work?

I’m down!

I could do some/most of the cooking….

I can code the website and program the app for status updates on what the hell is going on. :D *snaps*

This is getting serious, isn’t it.

I have a feeling I could contribute nothing but shiny bits of merchandise, sigh. Unless you need a third bartender. In Ohio.

Obviously this place will have to have that door from Howl’s Moving Castle.

And yeah, we’ll need bartenders. This is tumblr. We drink nothing but sweet tea, coffee, and alcohol. <-headcanon

OMG I CAN MAKE LATTES

LET’S GET AN ESPRESSO MACHINE AND DO THIS

can I dance naked in a cage and sell people my goat cheese and herbal concoctions????

I can help out with settin up a website! Also, could probably do some home cookin if we’re gonna be handlin any restaurant type deal—I’m Kentuckian, I got this. I’ll also be willin on helpin the above contributor with eir herbal things.

Is this actually happening? I’m confused, what did I start?

SOMETHING GLORIOUS.

(Also dude thekindthorn is across the river someplace? HI I’M IN CINCINNATI AND YOU TALK SENSE A LOT WE SHOULD MEET FOR COFFEE SOMETIME 8D though it’s totally cool if you’d rather not)

If someone handed over a few thousand dollars and we could invent the magic door from Howl’s Moving Castle then yes. This would be a thing. Actually, all we really need is the magic door. The rest of it would just come together.

I think we would also need a high speed transportation system to help all of us commute there….Um, kickstarter? Or get a network to make a reality show about the place?

We would have to be on HBO or some shit if we were a reality show. There is no way a regular ol’ network could deal with the amount of swearing we do and the type of posts we make.

A kickstarter could be fun. I’m not going to do it cause uh… who would give us money but maybe.