23 Reasons Why Dionysians Are The Best Friends You Could Ever Have

thiscrookedcrown:

(I told ginandjack I would post this. So I am.)

1. They get drunk. Often. And, in turn, so will you.
2. They always have booze. Always.
3. Always up for a drinking party. Or turning a pity-party into a drinking party.
4. They care not for your shame. No, really, they don’t. Dionysian=no shame.
5. Egotistical bastards. Wonderfully so.
6. They are the sassy gay friend. Even if they aren’t gay.
7. Can charm anyone into damn near anything. Even the police officer threatening to arrest you for being drunk in public.
8. They understand. They just fucking do. Probably have been there and done that thing you just described. Or they want to. Or they know someone who has/is/will do that thing.
9. They may judge you but will do so only based on you. Not based on the genre you fit into, the country you’re from, or who you fuck.
10. Sex is just another topic of conversation. All the time, every time. Every type of sex ever. In graphic detail. Be prepared for a great deal of anal. (Also, I’m totally assuming sex with any Dionysian would be awesome. They’re Dionysians. But that’s a different kind of friendship.)
11. Best. Fucking. Parties.
12. They can be mad, silly, ridiculously, and brutally honest - they can break you out of your shell and make you dance and sing in the street without a bloody care in the world.
13. They can be a cruel bitch and shove reality and truth in your face when you want to run away and hide.
14. Advice from a perspective you’d never imagine.
15. You have a alcohol guru on hand all the time. Just a text away.
16. Know all the bartenders and bars within a mile radius at any given time.
17. Likely to get discounts that totally don’t exist or exist for just them at bars.
18. When a Dionysian says you’re drunk, you are, in fact, drunk. Take their professional word for it.
19. They will know the best drinks to fit your mood and what drink you’re talking about when you describe that time when you were totally drunk and had a totally awesome drink that you totally don’t remember.
20. Best drinking buddies, hands down.
21. Maenads.
22. Dionysus.
23. Wild, mad, fucking crazy. The best friend one could ask for.

(Obviously, these are based on the Dionysians I know but I think they ring pretty damn true.)

Bringing this back. This post got me so many new followers. And I just love this post. It’s pretty accurate.