witchyways:
muninandhugin:
witchyways:
thesabbit:
witchyways:
muninandhugin:
witchyways:
thesabbit:
witchyways:
witchyways:
- You can’t be racist against white people
- you can’t be sexist against mens
- die cis scum
- otherkin are real and valid persons
- multiple systems are real and valid persons
- you can be whatever gender you want to be
- Some women have dicks
- Some men have cunts
- Some people have both, neither, and everything in between
- “G*psy” is a racial slur, and if you don’t belong to a group against which this word has been used to oppress and you use it to describe yourself or your path then you are a slimy piece of shit covered in mold.
- Wicca is not Celtic
- “Celtic” cannot accurately describe a culture or a religion
- People of color can be pagan, heathen, and Asatru.
- Cultural appropriation is shitty and you suck.
- Misandry for life
- Cunt is my favorite word
- CUNT CUNT CUNT
- I’m a big fat queer kinky slut who eats so much fucking pizza and laughs at you on the internet.
- fuck you
- Wicca is heteronormative, cisnormative, and binary-reinforcing
- Wicca is an initiatory religion
- “Eclectic Wicca” is just a shitty way to say “I wanna be pagan but I have no idea how to do homework and come up with real words for my path”l
- Pagans can be atheists
- WITCHES ARE NOT ALL WICCANS
- fuck the Rede
- fuck the “Law” of Three
- you’re using the word ”karma” wrong
- you’re using the word “chakra” wrong
- I curse people
- I do sex magic
- I use blood in my work
- I use menstrual blood in my work
- I run around naked and stab things
- no regrets
- I use piss in my work
- “Shamanism” is a culturally appropriative word
- “Spirit animal” and “totem” are as well.
- I hate crystals
- I hate Cunningham
- Fuck Llewellyn
- fuck everything
- you don’t have to worship anything/anyone to be pagan
- witchcraft is NOT a religion
RUN, RUN AWAY FOLLOWERS
Dammit, I gained followers, it didn’t work at all.
stop being so progressive, people, geez.
Ilu witchy :3
Oh bollocks
y’all are just too cute.
*bunnies and cookies*
And liquor. Can’t have a party without me having some drinks! (Yes I am willing to share. Just no body shots, plz.)
There’s always booze in Witchy’s cottage! And some goat cheese. And possibly some awkward drunken passes at some of my favorite people. Feel free to ignore me. When I get smashed I offer everyone in the room sexual favors.
hawkward.
What what what
Booze, goat cheese, and snuggles? Are ya’ll for real because I’ll start walking now.
I’ll bring the candied walnuts. You ever have goat cheese and candied walnuts on a salad?
ok, so I don’t have booze cuz I’m underage.
but I do have cheeses!
Add some dried cranberries or blueberries to that salad, thesabbit, and you’ve got a magnificent salad.
And I have booze enough for several, witchy! If you supply the cheeses, I can supply three bottles of alcohol. :)
It’s a party! Now where is the best middle-ground to meet? I say Ontario :P
I don’t think border patrol will let me pass with the five or six bottles of homemade booze I’ll contribute. Never mind the small bakery of sweets I’ll drag along (who needs real food?)
